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Jamie Zawinski, a well-known programmer whose projects include Firefox, xscreensaver, and a few others. He's a good quipster. He's also an annoying jackwagon, just like you are.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use $1!" Now they have two problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use applets!" Now they are banned.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use arrays!" Now they have problems[1]
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use caching!" Now they have one problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use double!" Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point!" Now they have 1.9999997 problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use idea!" Then they solve their problem.
If you have a problem and decide to use Java ... Now you have a Problem and a ProblemImpl
{ "some people": { "when confronted with": "a problem", "think": "I know, I'll use javascript!" }, "now they have": "two problems." }
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use jwz!" Now they're confronted with a problem about using jwz, and think "I know, I'll use jwz!". Now they're confronted with a problem about using jwz a
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use operator overloading!" Now they != 2 [problems]